GP Speaks!!!

Prelude: The blog fever is catching up! After dhvanit now its turn for the chosen one to penn his thoughts down! Since a talented person like GP never does a job twice, it wasn't worthwhile to make a blog for himself. Being his true friend ;) I got this oppurtunity to publish his post!! Without wasting much time here are his not soo noble thoughts...

"Before I take off with this, here’s something that you should know. The one and only one inspiration for me to start this thing, mera dost mera bhaiiiii Dhvanit Zave (its Dave with a Z in it !! lolzz). I really got inspired from his essay about himself or was it about the Hot Hot summer. Neways, I think if he can write something then anyone can, and that anyone turns out to be the Great One “ME”!!.

Well, I’ve been here for almost 2 years now, first time away from family. Made a lot of friends and indeed having a hell of a great time here studying and extracurricular activities, but recently its been all xtra curricular, watching TV series included. If I were to make a resume with these credentials then I guess it would be The best amongst all the rest. I know I’m not a bong but at least can be a shong, requires talent you see lolz. Now I know chotu is gonna put forward a word that she’s also talented; yeah agreed but you still need to learn many things to get close to the Great One.

Now since I have started talking about my friends, here’s one more the crack pot of all kedar. Always in a high mood, always there with a can of oil to heat up the argument and pounces on to any opportunity to give a sarcastic scar. Yooo mamaaa!! One thing about him is he’ll never let you know how sad he is. I’m saying this coz I have seen him and asked him but he would never say anything about it. Neways, but he’s always there to give a helping hand (to his babubhaii) n of course friends. Respect !! I think our favorite hangout place would be the library apart from the MAC, you get to see lot of girls you see.. yeah and also the window in westcrossing 201. Gives a nice view and its getting famous day by day, people are avoiding going from there.

Next is Vineeett, he is like a father figure to all of us (although his figure is not that good, in fact not at all good). His idols in life Niranjan, Rizwan. Now I need not tell you who they are coz every one including the computer science public know them in and out (No, actually its only mantri who is suppose to know them in and out). And just for the records in free time he likes to go through all his scraps on orkut starting from scrap one. But he’s my best friend as we have maximum number of courses in common. Now its turn for the homies.

Vinit (The loli), well he’s a Bi, ohh don’t get your hopes hiii.. what I meant was, he was in electronics and now in Computers. Well, he’s a slow processor but gets faster when he gets some drinks. Again, he’s a good person, no very nice person, no actually a very very nice person (No bets to figure out what m talking about). Dunno for some reason he doesn’t like hydrabadi biryani not even a veggie hehe. He’s the only “kanhaa” amongst us, he makes the girls go round and round. And you must know what goes around comes around. Lola k to majje haii leeee tar tarrrr……..

Paras, dunno wats wrong with him. Who has done all the emotional atyachar on him?? Tries to corner everyone with his senti dialogs which actually never work on me and especially vishal (yeah I’ll get to him later, you gotto save the good one for later). And if we try the same on him he’ll make a stupid face and say please don’t say like that, as if we actually mean it. He maintains the record of every transaction done, how much he earned how much he gave away a particular month, but not like pasha who maintains a excel sheet for that. He wants the best jeans, n he gets it at 20.99$ but then no he wants at 20$.

Vishal, watsuppp pappiii. well he is the man, the dude, the shrewd (couldn’t think of more rhyming adjectives). Has the same attitude as me hia fida to aa c**** nahi to maa c****. He has learnt a lot from me like being a trend setter and not a trend follower. And yeah his fav word “sawaaall”. I guess his favorite one liner would be “maze baba police madhe ahett” but it helps if he’s around when you’re in trouble. He’s the man to be with in sports, clubbing.. purgatory (are nachooooooo, dhanak dhadhan dhann…yeuuu deeeeee).

Finally the Great One, now what to say about myself I don’t wanna brag about things. And if you are smart enough u must have definitely came up to some conclusion about me after reading this. Anyways I tried to a hand at something which I am not at all good at. But it’s a “hot hot summer” and there has to something to waste your time for. Maybe I can also add this one in my resume. Needless to say your comments are welcome coz I know this one is gonna get showered with comments..lol "

--- GP aka shedge kaka urf trendsetter

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